Dr Jazz'z Blog

Sherlock Holmes

Dr Jazz — Tue, 26 May 2009 05:41:50 +0000

No explanation necessary I hope.

I must admit, sometimes I don’t swerve.

Dr Jazz — Tue, 26 May 2009 05:33:59 +0000

Keep your windows rolled up so the kids don’t fall out in the first place.

Jeff Dahmer is funny, right?

Dr Jazz — Tue, 26 May 2009 05:15:24 +0000

I wonder if he asked for a particularly well marbled cellmate?

It COULD happen!!

Dr Jazz — Tue, 26 May 2009 05:11:04 +0000

Dingos ate my baby.

Dairy Queen?

Dr Jazz — Tue, 26 May 2009 05:04:11 +0000

If you don’t “get” this one, sorry…. but explaining could take all day.

Even monkeys know this……

Dr Jazz — Mon, 25 May 2009 14:59:55 +0000

Figuratively and literally, doo doo is a VERY effective weapon. Even a monkey knows it. As a matter of fact, doo doo is kinda like the hydrogen bomb of the animal world.

We are what we are

Dr Jazz — Mon, 25 May 2009 14:44:21 +0000

You are what you are, why try to hide it? I mean, who are you trying to kid? Everyone knows.

My Houseboat on wheels

Dr Jazz — Sun, 24 May 2009 16:12:42 +0000

This is my home…. it’s what I live in but this is not where I live anymore. I love being able to turn the key and move to another city, another climate, another Wal*Mart parking lot…. whatever….